Poverty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Hello penis

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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