Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Woman's rights.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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