You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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democracy

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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