How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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I am on a escalator.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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