- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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