Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Black people. They are so kind.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What did the clock say? The time.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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