- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Get in the Batmobile.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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