A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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YOLO

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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