Stephen Hawking can walk

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Canada's army

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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