- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Whats9+10 19

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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