Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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T-Dog scare me

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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