What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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It's long!

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Kah-________-

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Obama-Care

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I can't think of a joke!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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