Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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This is not a good joke.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Lebron Traveled

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This is my joke. funny

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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