Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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cory is gay

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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8=D

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's up? The sky.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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