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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A Mexican walks into a club.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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