What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Left. That one direction...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Poopsack Jones

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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