What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

guess what? chicken butt.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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