Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

The 19th Amendment

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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