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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

what time is it rape time

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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