My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

There's no "i" in tim.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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