What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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