girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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