- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Knock knock. Come in.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Women's rights.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What flys? A fly

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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