- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What abou three times

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What did you say? I don't know.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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