Hellen Keller

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Tennesse

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

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