Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Womens' rights.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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