- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What sucks?

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Steve Jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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