whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Potato

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Nickelback.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Video Games

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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