- Anti Joke

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

stuff and dogs {()}

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What is worse than hell?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

stuff and dogs {()}

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What is worse than hell?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence