A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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German sausage is the wurst

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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