What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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German sausage is the wurst

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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