roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Kittens.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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