Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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