Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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