What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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