My Girlfriend

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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I am really good at math debating

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YOLO

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What is worse than hell?

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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