A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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An asian walks out of math class

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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