What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

The WNBA.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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