womens rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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women have rights

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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