A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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