So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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