Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

The Charlotte bobcats.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

women leaving the kitchen

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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