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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

The glass is half an hour.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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