Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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A guy is playing cod

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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