-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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