Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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No

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Poop

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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