How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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who eats pencils asians

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Hi colton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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