Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Get in the van

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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