Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Pavel Novak

weiner? balls

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

S.O.P.A

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Your doorbell is broken.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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