What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Jokes are funny.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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