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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Your mum is dead

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

what do you call a black man named mike

Giving birth to the antichrist

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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