Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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your face.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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