Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Small titties.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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My children are mistakes

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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