- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

It's your mother, open the door.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

penis that is all

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

whats pale and white your ass.

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