Rock mattress.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Pavel Novak

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Your mom goes to college

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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hi

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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