What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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The Economy

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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