What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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George Bush.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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