- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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