hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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what time is it rape time

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Avery has crabs.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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